spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
