We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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