the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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