Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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