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I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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