This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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