If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
