Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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