"it" just moved
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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