don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm too high and old for this...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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