There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
