he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
