I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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