Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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