so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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