scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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