Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just sent this text using only my big toe
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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