The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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