I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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