If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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