just come out here and I will go home with you...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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