Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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