I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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