but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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