And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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