btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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