I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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