Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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