you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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