I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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