Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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