Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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