We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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