Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My ass is underappreciated
Verdict: uncircumcised.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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