it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
organizing the empties. That sober.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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