The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Randomize