you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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