He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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