I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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