found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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