I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
