do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
People in love make me want to vomit
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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