I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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