How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
