As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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