She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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