I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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