is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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