fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
