i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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