When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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