do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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