is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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