we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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