I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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