Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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