The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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