She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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