What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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