Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I want her autograph on my taint
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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